I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
They can lighten your load !
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
anything with curry in it.
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
He came up short on his register.
A fake name
A: To keep the swelling down.
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
he replied, "Tropical Depression."
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.