When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Because they can't even

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Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"