When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!