When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.