When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"