What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.