What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter