What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.