What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.