What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.