What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin