What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.