What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!