How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!