How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA