Peta Member Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Peta Jokes More Peta Jokes

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.