Peta Member Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.