How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!