How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA