How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's Tom Brady's favorite sport?

Softball.