How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.