How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.