How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !