What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !