What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)