What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper