What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper