What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth