Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper