Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)