What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.