What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What's a joke?

My life...

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade