Life
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
They're practically non existent.
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
They're both gold-diggers
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
He looks for the punchline