Life
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Please go back there.
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
Kool aids
Purranks.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)