Life
Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(
Duty. Honor.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
M'genta
I feel so enlightninged!
It's all about the execution
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.