How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Christina Ricci.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What's math?

people who give 110%