How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What's math?

people who give 110%

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.