110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

people who give 110%

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What does disappointment feel like?

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Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.