The rest of your life.
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Coffee Mug
Because 111 1000 1001
I'm gonna give 110%
people who give 110%
With a razor and their wrist.
So she can be pardoned.
the Sixth German Panzer Division
Schwinning!
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
They're grounded.
They both can't reach really far.
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Ref: The rest of the match !
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
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Trigger-nometry.
Mental Abuse To Humans
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Unmeasurable.