110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

people who give 110%

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.