Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Succeed Jokes More Succeed Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!