Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
With a little bit of oil.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
For resisting a rest.
I rest my queso.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
