Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.