Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Bern Jokes More Bern Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines