Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.