Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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You know you want it, Honey"

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.