What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.