What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Asking for a friend..

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.