How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.