What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!