Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.