Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.