Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.