Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)