They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
They rush in.
They'd form pigget lines.
she shattered his jaw!
So that they can't raise it upside-down"
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
A Waterloo