Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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Linoleum Blownapart

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Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!