Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!