Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

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There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Neigh-Palm

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!