How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!