How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.