How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!