What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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He gets medium.

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He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!