Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u