What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"