What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

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A swallow.

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The Swallow.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.