What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.