How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes More Christa Mc Auliffe Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.