How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training