How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What does FUN stand for?

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2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training