What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?

A chew-chew train!

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.