What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.