What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.