What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")