What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Four drinks.

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My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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I don't know you tell me.

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Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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A clean sheet.

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He's a party pooper!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")