What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"