What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.