What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.