What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine