What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.