Your mom can't take a joke.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
An etymologist knows.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Stop laughing and reload.
