A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
The punchlines are too long.
A frog in the blender
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
A Piano.
Flatman and Ribbon
