A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
A frog in the blender
About two hours.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
Flatman and Ribbon