Flatman and Ribbon
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Curses! Foil again!
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Flatman and Ribbon !
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.