Flatman and Ribbon
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
Curses! Foil again!
A: Flatman and Ribbon
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Flatman and Ribbon.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.