What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.