What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13