What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother