What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!