What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate