What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.