What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.