What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.