What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.