What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.