What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment