What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.