What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment