What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment