What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton