What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How are you today?

Me: Tim.