What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.