What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away