Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week