Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.