Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.