Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.