Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder