Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*