Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*