Me: Why are you living in the past
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Fryday.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Because they love digging up the past.
logs on to Wikipedia*