Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder