What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.