Hyruleglyphics.
Tune a fish
He had Schwimmer's ear.
There are too many Links.
Hyaaaaatt!
Red hairing.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Because women love digging up the past.
Translate.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)