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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you call a slow transgender?

Translate.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)