What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there