Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Different Color Jokes More Different Color Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.