Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

Different Color Jokes More Different Color Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre