Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Different Color Jokes More Different Color Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.